You might be a Bridezilla if :
1) You think it'd be "really awesome" if the schoolchildren of some country-oh, say Luxembourg or Canada-could gather and hold candles and arrange themselves so they spelled out you and your groom's names from above.
2) You wonder why that mean ole mayor is being such a hard ass about a lil' ole tickertape parade.
3) You think it's OK to drain your 401K. After all, what's a little thing like pushing gambling with your security and paying whopping withdrawal penalty when you can have an ice sculpture on every damn table. ("ice sculpture be-gone!" more like it. Im in the group "NO! to ice sculptures at wedding!"
4) You don't think spray-painting 100 doves gold is the teensiest bit "over the top."
5) The Fire Marshal has come to your house to plead with you in person.
6) You don't understand why your fiance is being so pig-headed about letting your Chihuahua "Snooky" be his best man. (i want a puppy!!)
7) Your reception involves speedboats, hot-air balloons, or fireworks. (errr errr)
8) Your reception involves camels in any way. (or elephants..ive heard of elephants..or horse drawn carriage. *cringe*)
9) Your reception involves the Secret Service in any way.
10) Your reception involves NASA in any way.
11) Your reception involves the Pope in any way. (Instead of the Pope, i guess i have to refer to Imam Di-Raja? or Agong?)
12) You instruct the caterers to never look you in the eye and to always refer to you as "Her Majesty, The Bride." (i thought you guys are already calling me "Your Majesty" based on previous blog entry???? ...Your Majesty, The Bride have a nice ring to it though. Muahahahahahahha Hail me hail me!)
13) Your floral arrangements will leave several countries bereft of flora. (...i tried so hard to throw in the idea of paper flowers, but apparently it is so much easier to pluck 100, 000 roses than to make 800 individual paper flowers. sigh..recycled paper la doinks! what do you take me for?)
14) Al Gore calls to say he's concerned your floral needs will affect the Earth's fragile eco-balance.
Hmmm Hmmm what do you think? Am i there yet? I think my cousin the wedding planner can answer this. im kinda afraid what he will say. erk
Love,
The Panicking Bride
And OMG! only a month till engagement day! How will i breathe????!!!
3 comments:
i wonder how bridezilla's roar sounds like..
hmmm...
Was Siti Nurhaliza considered a Bridezilla?
LOL!
Bridezilla roar...i never thought about it...let me give it some thought.
Siti? ...siti?? you asking me to think about siti?!
hmmm she might be but i dont know. she had wedding plannerS that her husband paid for right? and i think hes the Groomzilla rather than Siti a Bridezilla
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